Little Britain: The Complete Scripts And Stuff: Series Two

foreword by prime minister Anthony Head EPISODE one Vicky Pollard - Supermarket Emily and Florence - Café Bubbles Devere - Health Spa Lou and Andy - The Price is Right Maggie and Judy - Jam POX SUMMER FETE - CAKE COMPETITION Daffyd - Coming Out Marjorie Dawes/Fatfighters - Vanessa Feltz Bank Clerk 1 Harvey and Jane - Meet the Parents Mr Mann - Dating Agency Sebastian and Michael - Philip Maggie and Judy - Cake THE LADY MAGAZINE EPISODE two Emily and Florence - Wedding Dress Sebastian and Michael - The President Bubbles Devere - Sun Bed Lou and Andy - Anya University Office 1 Dr Lawrence and Anne - Bowling Alley Marjorie Dawes/Fatfighters - Pat and Paul Daffyd - Village Fete University Office 2 Harvey and Jane - Restaurant Bank Clerk 2 Vicky Pollard - Park Dennis Waterman - Captain Birdseye University Office 3 Mr Mann - Video Shop Maggie and Judy - Vol-au-Vents Lou and Andy - Horse JOBSEEKER ALLOWANCE BENEFIT APPLICATION FORM EPISODE three Vicky Pollard - Bus Lou and Andy - Ice Skating Viv - Jewellery Shop Robbery Mr T Emily and Florence - Football Marjorie Dawes/Fatfighters - Lottery MARJORIE'S WEEKLY DIET SHEET Sebastian and Michael - Andrew Kenny Craig - Thundercats Dr Lawrence and Anne - Feeding the Ducks Mr Mann - Newsagents Bad News 1 Dennis Waterman - Never Mind the Buzzcocks Bad News 2 Daffyd - Coming Out 2 Lou and Andy - Car Park DAFFYD'S GAY GUIDE TO LLANDEWI BREFFI EPISODE four Vicky Pollard - Police Station Maggie and Judy - Mince Pies Nosy Newsagent Man in Restaurant 1 Emily and Florence Lou and Andy - The Baby Jesus Dr Lawrence and Anne - Theatre Marjorie Dawes/Fatfighters - Christmas Meal Out Daffyd - Library Man in Restaurant 2 Sebastian and Michael - Pregnant Bank Clerk 3 Harvey and Jane - Wedding Caterer Kenny Craig - Car Park Man in Restaurant 3 Mr Mann - Bookshop Bubbles Devere - Cheque Lou and Andy - Tree SEBASTIAN'S LOVE POEMS EPISODE five Lou and Andy - Bowling Vicky Pollard - Blazin' Squad Emily and Florence Psychiatrist's Office 1 Marjorie Dawes/Fatfighters - Pat Workmen Viv - ID Parade Sebastian and Michael - TV Interview Psychiatrist's Office 2 Kenny Craig - Girlfriend Man in Restaurant 4 Rehab Dr Lawrence and Anne - Sketching 'ROBBIE FINDS LOVE WITH ANNE' Dennis Waterman - Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber Bank Clerk 4 Daffyd - Lesbian Wedding Lou and Andy - Paris CAROL BEER - COMPUTER SAYS NO EPISODE six Lou and Andy - Andy's Date Vicky Pollard - Boyfriend Two Ladies in Restaurant 1 Reverend Jessie King Marjorie Dawes/Fatfighters Engagement Party Kenny Craig - Stage Show 1 Daffyd - Rugby Daffyd - Gay Liaison Officer Two Ladies in Restaurant 2 Harvey and Jane - The Wedding Dennis Waterman - Star Wars Bubbles Devere - Boardroom BUBBLES HEALTH CLUB BILL Mr Mann - Record Shop Two Ladies in Restaurant 3 Maggie and Judy - Bring-and-Buy Sale Sebastian and Michael - Careless Whisper Lou and Andy - Seaside THE comic relief sketches Lou and Andy - George Michael Sebastian and Michael - The Admiral Judy and Maggie - Scouts Vicky Pollard on Trisha Bank - Comic Relief Fun Run Daffyd Thomas - Sir Elton John Restaurant - Hubba Bubba Dennis Waterman - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Florence and Emily - Robbie Williams Lou and Andy - Athletic Ground