The 2000 Year Old Man in the Year 2000: The Book
| Format | Hardback |
| Language | English |
| Location | United States of America |
| Copyright | 1997 |
| Pages / Font | 127 pages |
| ISBN | 0-06-017480-3 |
| Chapters | Part I: History & People I. Welcome to Cave 76 II. My Son, the Doctor III. The All Mighty IV. Fire V. Infomercials VI. The Height Report VII. Close to 500 Wives VIII. Salome & Premature Ejaculation IX. 42,000 Kids X. A Very Good Book XI. Moses Comes Clean XII. Merchandising XIII. I Knew Jesus XIV. Yarmulkes Galore XV. One Crazy Jew XVI. What the Hell are You Looking At? XVII. Wonders of the World XVIII. Conversation with a Hollywood Pest Part II: Health & Food XIX. Not Such a Top Doctor XX. The Blue Tongue Disease XXI. Penicillin XXII. Homeopathy XXIII. Garlic XXIV. Prunes & More Secrets: A Conversation XXV. Homilies - True or False XXVI. If You Know the Extension, Press One... XXVII. Smells & Sex XXVIII. Shopping Malls XXIX. The Environment XXX. Crime of the Century XXXI. A Few of My Favorite Things XXXII. Great Discoveries XXXIII. Words of Wisdom XXXIV. Cloning (Peace on Earth) Book Bonus: Contents of the Table XXXV. The 2,000 Year Old Man's Seven Day Diet |
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