I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

Ackonwledgments Author's Note The Tucker Max Stories The Famous Sushi Pants Story The Night We Almost Died The Blowjob Follies Every has "that" friend Tucker fucks a fat girl; hilarity ensues The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction Debacle Quite the vacation Tucker goes to Vegas Floss The Foxfield Weekend The Austin Road Trip My Key West Trip Girl beats Tucker at his own game Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue This'll just hurt a little The UT Weekend The Pee Blame Tucker goes to a hockey game The Absinthe Donuts Story The most disturbing conversation ever She won't take no for an answer Tucker ruptures his appendix The Sex Stories Tucker has a moment of reflection; ends poorly The Dog Vomit Story The Midland, Texas Story The worst Tucker story ever Appendix Appendix 1. The Tucker Max Female Rating System Appendix 2. The tucker Max Drunk Scale