How to Survive a Horror Movie
| Foreword by | Wes Craven |
| Publisher | Quirk Books |
| Copyright Holder | Quirk Productions, Inc. |
| Designed by | Doogie Horner |
| Illustrator | Nathan Fox |
| Format | e-Book |
| Language | English |
| Location | Philadelphia |
| Copyright | 2007 |
| Library of Congress Catalog Card Number | 2006939743 |
| ISBN 13 | 978-1-59474-568-3 |
| Chapters | An Apology from Wes Craven Introduction CHAPTER I: WELCOME TO THE TERRORVERSE How Do I Know If I’m in a Horror Movie? How Do I Know What Type of Horror Movie I’m In? C.R.A.V.E.N. (Cover, Recon, Arsenal, Vehicle, Escape, North) The Seven Deadly Horror Movie Sins How to Survive a Horror Movie High School CHAPTER II: SLASHER SURVIVAL SCHOOL—MASKS, GLOVES, AND MOTELS The Slaughterhouse Five: Five Types of Slashers and How to Defeat Them How to Survive Summer Vacation What to Do If You Did Something Last Summer How to Survive a Night of Babysitting How to Stay Awake for a Week CHAPTER III: INANIMATE EVIL—THE MANMADE INSTRUMENTS OF DEATH How to Survive a Haunted House What to Do When an Evil Vehicle Wants You Dead How to Defeat a Killer Doll How to Tell If an Object Is Evil CHAPTER IV: CRYPT-OGRAPHY—GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND THE REANIMATED How to Survive a Cemetery The Good, the Bad, and the Deadly: Know Your Ghosts How to Kill the Living Dead How to Kill a Vampire How to Tell If You’ve Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie CHAPTER V: FANGS OF FURY—ALIENS AND BEASTS How to Survive a Global Alien Attack What to Do If There Are Snakes on Your Plane How to Survive a Space-Based Horror Movie CHAPTER 666: THE SATANIC “VERSUS”—CURSES, DEMONS, AND THE DEVIL HIMSELF What to Do If Your Corn Has Children in It How to Perform an Exorcism What to Do If You Have Only Seven Days to Live Epilogue Appendix: Additional Study Materials Acknowledgments |
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