Bloody Waters

PROLOGUE 1. Badder Than a Bluesman CHAPTER 1 GIRLHOOD OF A GUITAR FIEND 1. Rock Star Barbie 2. Hendrix is Dead 3. Volcano High 4. Ride the Lightning CHAPTER 2 ON THE BANDWAGON 1. Stalin’s Mo 2. Gig 3. Enter the Motherfucker 4. Mean Tambourine 5. Ignition Corps 6. Priorities CHAPTER 3 LEGION OF THE DAMNED 1. Whammy Cake 2. Hitting the Smalltime 3. Nuggets 4. Cutting Demos/Pulling Teeth 5. A Case of the Mundays 6. DreadLords’ Daughter 7. Lawyers, Guns and Money 8. Deal Memo 9. Screwing the Pooch CHAPTER 4 BLOODY WATERS 1. Going Down Swinging 2. In Session 3. Ménage à Trois 4. Johnny Chernow 5. Blood on the Water 6. San Fran 7. Drastic Measures CHAPTER 5 GET THEE BEFORE ME 1. Patron of the Dark Arts 2. The Kosmik Kube 3. The Devil His Due CHAPTER 6 SELF-TITLED DEBUT 1. Signed and Sealed 2. Inhuman Resources 3. Production 4. Clipped Wings CHAPTER 7 GUITAR MOJO 1. Flowers and Skulls 2. Swanning Around 3. Special Delivery 4. Snotball and the Fatman 5. Mr Mojo Falling 6. Knees Up, Mother Brown 7. Abducted Without Leave 8. Punk in Drublic 9. Grievous Bodily Harm 10. Finger Speed CHAPTER 8 THE RIVERS RUN RED 1. Underpants on the Outside 2. By Bizarre Breasts 3. Grist for the Millner 4. Afterdog/Underparty 5. TPB CHAPTER 9 THE WICCAN WITCH OF THE MIDWEST 1. Gathering Moss 2. Whale Thongs 3. The Evelyn McInnes Show 4. Razorblade Moon 5. Coven and Cabal 6. Operation Tour Bus CHAPTER 10 STORMY MUNDAY 1. Razorblade Moon 2. Hating Munday 3. Soap Opera 4. Get Me Behind Thee CHAPTER 11 KISS OF THE GUITAR WOMAN 1. Selling Out 2. Contract Lore 3. Asking the Horse 4. Popping the Weasels 5. Kissed Off 6. Diabolus in Musica 7. Kiss of Death CHAPTER 12 BLOWING A GASKET 1. Social Problems 2. New Dog 3. Under New Management 4. Heathens Burning 5. Oh So Mafioso 6. Big Nicky 7. Birthday Bash 8. Accidents Happen 9. The Sound of Cyber CHAPTER 13 AXES TO ASHES, DJS TO DUST 1. I’d Rather Burn 2. DJ Bullshit 3. Disk Monkey 4. Garters and Guitar Straps 5. Sloppy Seconds 6. Change of Service 7. Salzing the Wound 8. Axe Man Walking 9. The Blame Game 10. Black Magic Blues 11. South African Gigolo 12. Black Ops and Broomsticks 13. Dying Like a Rock star 14. Axing the Horse 15. Axe Me No Questions CHAPTER 14 RETSPAN 1. Bloodglass and Bonemarrow 2. Diagnosing Napster 3. Caught Napping 4. Amending the First 5. Under the Bridge CHAPTER 15 HOW SOLO CAN YOU GO? 1. Groovetech 3000 2. Other Outlets 3. Red Jack Arisen 4. Demon Drink 5. Up Uranus 6. Rage Against The Answering Machine 7. Legacy 8. Wages of Sin 9. Alone And Voidburned 10. Burning Art 11. Business as Usual CHAPTER 16 GODS AND MONSTERS 1. Metal and Blues 2. Above the Vinculum 3. Apotheosis Now 4. Breaking Fast 5. Bad Counsel 6. Bloodymania 7. On My Side 8. All Apologies 9. Bumping Uglies 10. Unscripted Exit 11. Morning Glory Wine 12. Horse’s Head 13. From Poland with Love 14. Burning Heathens 15. Meet ‘n’ Greet 16. Onstage Presence CHAPTER 17 SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL 1. Cracking Up 2. The Good, The Bad and the Ugly 3. Leather Pants 4. The Strat in the Hat 5. Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea 6. Nativity in Black EPILOGUE 1. Let There Be Rock Acknowledgements About the Author