Total Propaganda: Basic Marxist Brainwashing for the Angry and the Young

2017 [YEAR OF GLORIOUS WORLDWIDE UPRISING] 1. POOR PEOPLE IN HISTORY! WHO NEVER EVEN HAD ‘FLIP PHONES’! WOW! WERE THEY POOR BECAUSE THEY WERE THINKING NEGATIVE THOUGHTS?! 2 SO, LIKE, MARX TOTALLY TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! AND HE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A ‘FLIP-CELL PHONE’! 3 ‘THAT FEELING WHEN’ YOU TOTALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING THAT, BUT YOU WERE TOTALLY DOING SOMETHING ELSE! ‘OMG’! FROWN FACE! 4 ‘OMG’! YOU ARE TOTALLY EXTRACTING PROFIT FROM MY BODY AND MY MIND! AND I ONLY JUST MET YOU ON THE ‘TINDER BOOK’! 5 ‘BRO’ MARX LOVES THE LADIES! OR, AS YOU YOUNG MODERNS PERHAPS KNOW THEM, ‘THE SISTER POWERS!’ LOL 6 ‘OMG’ AND ‘WHAT THE FUDGE’!! WHAT DO WE EVEN DO NOW? FURTHER READING AND VIEWING, COMRADE. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS