Post Everything: Outsider Rock and Roll 1997-2005

Introduction Prologue: Avant-Garde Arthur Scargill 1. Chas and Dave with a chanteuse 2. Reggae research budget 3. Sausage Nuremberg 4. 'Glen, are you thick?' 5. Lost mojo 6. Not entirely dope - the steaming great pile of bullshit and the art of avoiding Mos Def 7. Tiny, annoying dog 8. Pop music is wasted on the young 9. Heaviness going down 10. Sam the Bad Cat 11. Piss and mustard 12. They are 13. Theorem of the moron 14. 'This is Dr Strange, I'll put you on hold, I've got the Angel of Death on the other line' 15. 'He's thinking of marketing. I'm not' 16. Pop strike diary 17. Under heavy manners at the coalface of light entertainment 18. Our future depends on the future of the man in the gorilla mask 19. We are Tuesday, or, Have I got news for you (Slight return) 20. The Dave heads 21. The man from Rising Damp 22. Fucked. Irredeemably 23. '...Ze free jazz/hard rock interface' 24. A history of English rottenness during the reign of Queen Elizabeth II 25. The Grahams 26. The gear and the 'fucking gear' 27. Excess baggage 28. Mental 29. "I've met the man in the street - and he's a cunt 30. Sam the Dead Cat's recipe for scrambled eggs 31. Dead honest independent record label run by people who are in no way delusional fantasists Epilogue: Between Bob Hope and no hope Further reading Further listening Acknowledgements