The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness: How to Take Your Wokeness to the Next Level by Canceling Friends, Breaking Windows, and Burning It All to the Ground

Introduction - Welcome to the Woke Zone - Never been woke before? Your journey begins here. Chapter 1 - Intersectionality and Identity - Discover your inner oppression. Chapter 2 - Race - The most important thing about you is the color of your skin. Chapter 3 - Feminism and Gender - Pronouns, sexual orientation, and the wonderful world of making up genders. Chapter 4 - The True Story of American History - Learn how you were brainwashed into thinking America is an OK place. Chapter 5 - How to Be Offended by Everything - Discover how microaggressions and things you disagree with are literal violence. Chapter 6 - How to Make Sure Your Church Is as Woke as Jesus - Wokeness doesn't stop in the secular world: churches can be woke too! Chapter 7 - Follow the SCIENCE - The scientists are always right, and if you disagree, you are a bigot. Chapter 8 - How to Fight Fascism with Violence - The only way to stop the fascists is to yeet bricks at people you don't like. Chapter 9 - Fighting the Culture War - Use the voting booth to force your will on the rest of the population. Chapter 10 - Entertainment - Make sure your Netflix queue is as woke as you are. Chapter 11 - Brainwashing the Next Generation - Duplicate your outrage by making miniature copies of your woke self. Chapter 12 - A Glossary of Wokeness - Confused by our woke terms? Learn what all these newly made-up words really mean!