| Actor | Jane Jensen (as Juliet Capulet), Will Keenan (as Tromeo Que), William Beckwith (as Cappy Capulet), Sean Gunn (as Sammy Capulet), Debbie Rochon (as Ness), Lemmy (as The Narrator), Stephen Blackehart (as Benny Que), Tamara Marie Watson (as Georgie Capulet), Tiffany Shepis (as Peter), Joe Fleishaker (as 1-900 Hunk), Joseph Anthony (as Fabio), James Gunn (as Found a Peanut Father), Lloyd Kaufman (as Found His Penis), Charis Michelsen (as Person), Merle Allin (as Biker Dude), Neil Ruddy (as Nice Guy), Ron Jeremy (as Tomville Citizan) |
