| Cast | Leslie Nielsen (as Dick Steele, WD-40), Nicollette Sheridan (as Veronique Ukrinsky, Agent 3.14), Charles Durning (as The Director), Marcia Gay Harden (as Miss Cheevus), Barry Bostwick (as Norm Coleman), John Ales (as Kabul), Andy Griffith (as General Rancor), Elya Baskin (as Professor Ukrinsky), Mason Gamble (as McCluckey), Carlos Lauchu (as Slice), Stephanie Romanov (as Victoria and Barbara Dahl), Joyce Brothers (as Steele's Tag Team Member), Ray Charles (as Bus Driver), Hulk Hogan (as Dick's tag-team partner), Roger Clinton (as Agent Clinton), Robert Culp (as Businessman), Fabio Lanzoni (as Himself), Robert Guillaume (as Steven Bishop), Pat Morita (as Brian the Waiter), Talisa Soto (as Desiree More), Mr. T (as Helicopter pilot), Taylor Negron (as Painter), Clyde Kusatsu (as Noggin), Curtis Armstrong (as Pastry chef), Tina Arning (as Dancer #1), William Barillaro (as Blind Driver), Michael Berryman (as Yhe man with the oxygen mask), Downtown Julie Brown (as Cigarette Girl), Stephen Burrows (as Agent Burrows), Keith Campbell (as Thug #2), Carl Ciarfalio (as Thug #1), Brad Grunberg (as Postal Worker), Wayne Cotter (as Male Dancer), Rick Cramer (as Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist), Eddie Deezen (as Rancor guard that gets spit on), Joey Dente (as Goombah, Dead Wise Guy), Paul Eliopoulos (as Agent #1), Andrew Christian English (as Paratrooper), Johnny G (as Agent #2), Ginger Janes (as couple in elevator), Loren Janes (as couple in elevator), Michael Lee Gogin (as Short Rancor guard), Bruce Gray (as The President), John Kassir (as Rancor guard at intercom), Sally Stevens (as Vocal conductor/singer), Thuy Trang (as Hawaiian-dressed waitress), "Weird Al" Yankovic (as Himself in title sequence), Larry Walsh (as Musician), Rawle D. Lewis (as Boatman #1), Angela Visser (as Georgeous Blonde) |
